Remembering The Llama

After almost 2 weeks of being sick it was back to work for 2 days. 6 days of work this month. Love my job. All paid for. Anyhow, Thursday was nice and busy and I was out & about. A real go getter. It was also gloomy and cold. 20 degree cold. I was in my element. The day went by quickly and I laughed more than I have in a long time. I actually strained my voice talking and laughing so much. I had missed my coworkers. Had a fun day.

Friday was slow. So we passed the time talking about the usual inappropriate things. Title IX violation for certain. Luckily, we are all deviants. “Dock workers” is what Janine says we are. For whatever reason the Llama was bought up. Janine never that the pleasure/misfortune of meeting him. I say pleasure because all the stupid s*** that dumb motherf***er did has made for some hilarious conversation.

The dude had talent. I’d never before seen an adult pick his nose with one hand all the while eating a burrito with the other. At the same time. Amazing feat. I’ve wondered to myself if I could even pull it off. What kind of person eats and pulls buggers out of their nose all at once?

What about needing to flush the toilet 7-8 time while taking a s***? It’s amazing our plumbing could withstand such and assault. I’m so glad my desk was down the hallway from the restrooms. Poor Leroy. He was often engulf in a cloud of poop. He regularly complained about it when the Llama was out of the office. Not to mention the guy was gassy as hell. Eating 6 boiled eggs every morning is bound to do that to you.

The water boy. If you don’t know, the fool tipped a full pallet of water. In the street. It was a mess. Well after he had the students that volunteered help load the full and busted bottles into the back of the truck. He parked said truck about a hundred yards away from the place the water needed to go. So he loaded water into a laundry cart. I said nothing and walked away. It must have weighed hundreds of pounds. Back in the office this “Jabba the Hut F***” came panting and drenched in sweat, into the office. He pushed this thing all the way. Why he didn’t think to park over here and unload I will never know. “Work smarter, not harder.” He didn’t live by his catch phrase.

Mostly buggers, bad gas, loud sunflower spits & 20 min s***s that require many, many flushes. He talked a lot. Credit card fraud. It’s possible he s*** his pants one day. Insufferable. Great coworker. I hope everyone has someone like this at least once in their lives.

I guess I could go on but that’s enough for now. Happy Friday!!!

Good luck to Mud & Bud. Loved y’all.

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