Creature Feature

It was an invasion. We were not adequately prepared. We couldn’t match their numbers. The sheer volume of them was astounding. Where did they come from!!! They came at me like a shooting gallery from all sides. I dodged left and right. I swatted the air. They almost wrecked my golf car 4 times!!! I’m talking about the f***ing grasshopper on campus! Good lord are they awful. One flew right into my face and landed in my crotch. While I was frantically trying to get him out of there I almost high centered the cart on a damn boulder!!! My passenger even was attacked on one of our trips. She wants to burn them all and I’m down with it. I never liked the little turds. I liked them less after viewing Bugs Life. When I see a bird on campus consume one I cheer them on. Good job, friend!!! Eat them all!! May the seal of God protect us from the plague. I’m understanding why they were part of Revelations in the Bible. Apparently they are also whores.

The week really dragged on. I wasn’t kept very busy. I spent some time in the museum. I cruised the campus. I chatted with friends. Visited my momma. Cooked as usual. Had some cocktails because of life. Finally got a little much needed sleep. Talked about inappropriate things in the office. HR nightmare are we. It wasn’t a great week but it wasn’t bad as it progressed.

Friday rolled around and as I was leaving my house I notice one of my oak trees basically broke in two. I had a 20ft portion of tree too large for me to move just sitting in my yard. Great. I got my weekly burrito. Always something to look forward to. It’s like a reward for making it through the week. I basically spent the first hour of my day on campus but away from my office chatting. I was also unsupervised. Not like my boss is breathing down my neck. Besides, my coworkers know. When I finally did get to the office I hadn’t missed anything. Pretty much the daily theme, nothing happening. After an hour of this I jumped on the cart to check the mail room. During this time I offered a ride across campus. Basically delivered a person to another department. She also needed a burrito. After that I went and chatted with another friend. It was a good hour before I was back in the office. Lunch was near. The afternoon was pretty much the same, nothing happening. 2 hours in a jumped back on the cart for another mail run. Really, I just needed out to pass the time. Talk about a slow day, but it was also a really really good day. Anyway, cheers!! Have a nice weekend.

Jalapeño

For lunch Saturday I went with pizza. Two pizzas. I had to.

Dinner was sesame chicken. Spicy as all hell.

Brunch. What a mess. I was given free fries and I decided to make breakfast cheese fries. What a fantastic concept. Just place some scrambled eggs on top cheese fries. Yummy.