My A** Is Twitching

High strung people make my a** twitch. So do people that have a b**** about everything in their f***ing lives. Right now so does the Ice Cream Man that is cruising through my neighborhood with his f***ing song. Damn the guy/girl. Don’t know the gender. Also, people that decide it’s a good idea to try and make a left turn into heavy traffic all the while blocking everyone else from going anywhere. The worst!! How do they do it? I mean, I lack the patience to sit so long. These alien f***er’s don’t mind sitting 5 min to make a left turn when they could have gone right and made a block? WHO ARE THEY!!!! You know what else I can throw on the a** twitching list? The f***ing post office & the people that wait in line for 30 min to just get stamps. You can buy those elsewhere. Please stop taking up my time. No-it-all motherf***er’s. A** twitch. That lottery ticket cash in d***hole. A** twitch. Being the only person that takes out the trash. A** twitch. Heck, my barking dogs. A** twitch. Probably my youngest brother. Irritating f***!. A** twitch.(Love you, broheim. You know it’s true.) And this Ice Cream Man. For god’s sake, here we go again. My a** is literally twitching. May he/she end up in the depths of hell.

We have new residents living amongst us. Squatting on our front porch, no less. I call them Richard & Harriet. They are expecting child. Accommodating as we are, they are welcome to stay. It would be rude and likely terminal for the baby if we attempted relocation. I’m happy for a guest that doesn’t mind the porch. Easy to clean and no hassle. They are a little shy though. But that’s understandable. They don’t make my a** twitch.

Mock Orange rocked!!! Then streaming concert was just what I needed. Yes, a Friday would have been better but beggars can’t be choosers. They played a very good set list. I probably have not seen these guys since 2005? Such a tight act. Only an hour but well worth the money. I told Bekah that we need to try and go to more music events in the future. I used to live for concerts. The travel. The crowds. The music. And the booze. Such great experience. I’ve had drinks with many of my favorite musicians back in the days. My a** never twitched.

So we had a surprise Friday. It turned into a half day. I took Bekah out to lunch. A thing that NEVER happens on a week day. I ran errands. I went and saw mom for a little while. I had a nice unexpected cloudy trying to rain afternoon. Trying… I was so happy. I even went to see the lilies. Happy Friday!!! No a** twitch.

Song of the Week: “High Octane Punk Mode” by Mock Orange. The concert I watched via the internet. I miss concerts.

Jalapeño

Bekah is really Keto diet right now so I came up with a pizza burger. I grilled a patty, put pizza sauce, fresh mozzarella & pepperoni on to. Roasted some mushroom and red onion as a garnish. Served over a bed of warm pizza sauce. It was pretty amazing.

Ham, cheese & egg muffin cups with some roasted broccoli for brunch.

Beef fajita steak with green sauce, onion, jalapeño and cilantro. pretty good.

Spicy chicken thigh street tacos. It was apparently a taco day. Two other friends were having some variant of taco.

Spatchcock chicken. There was a much cruder term for it on the kitchen menu that I won’t say here. Basically half a chicken with some fresh salad. It was delightful.