Back to Work

First day back to work in 17 days was a real struggle. It was a Monday X 100. I felt like I had forgotten certain aspects of my job. How many different f***ing passwords do I have!!!

It’s been rather nice seeing everyone again. I talked to some people longer than I’ve ever talked to them before. Lots of Chatty Cathy, myself included. Just a lot of catch up. Everyone feeling rejuvenated. Still in chill mode because the kids don’t return until the 25th. Lots of time to ease into the spring semester.

I ate some good breakfast. Friends kept buying. Burritos, breakfast croissants & f***ing donuts. I don’t eat this kind of breakfast but maybe once a week. My breakfast are pathetic. Precooked breakfast sausage. Spongy. Turkey. Not even the good stuff. I would like to get used to this but my belly doesn’t need it. I’ll get fat.

We had a little plumbing scare. I f***ing hate plumbing problems. No one wants to call a plumber. For some reason I always feel embarrassed, like I did something wrong. Plumbers always have a tint of judgement in the ways that they look at you. Who can blame them!! How much literal s*** do they put up with on a daily basis! Anyways, the tubs backed up and water came from under the toilets. Something wasn’t right. Stayed with my mother one night and the next day it was fine, but still we needed a plumber. I told Bekah it was tampons. It was a long weekend for her. A lot went down in a short amount of time. She said I’m silly, she has always flushed them. Turns out it was tampons. I was right. At least it was a quick fix. It could have been worse. My life will probably be worse for even writing about this. I’m sure murder will be in the eyes of my spouse upon her reading this. Pray for me please!!

Wednesday. I’d be a failure if I failed (haha) to mention the capital being stormed by a bunch of nut jobs. I mean, that happened. Historically significant. I was in disbelief. Not a good way to start 2021. People died. Democracy failed. America was already a f***ing joke and this happens. The Republican Party is going to be set back years. I’m embarrassed. Also, the pundits opinions. Oh I had to make a drink. What a world, what a world.