Something I saw in the store today left me flabbergasted. It also left me mildly annoyed and a little nauseous. Can you take a guess what that might have been? It was f***ing pumpkin flavored beer, that’s what. Those of you have that have been keeping up and reading my blog for a year now know that I absolutely loath all things pumpkin spice. If you need a refresher click here: https://enfuego.blog/2019/09/30/pumpkin-spice-lets-have-a-discussion/
So it’s already in the stores. It snuck in early. Soon it will spread and there will be nothing for us to do but bide our time. The world will be consumed with this foul beast. The first day of fall is September 22nd. Why in the name of f*** is this unholy abomination already starting to show up in stores!! It’s 109 outside right now!!! I was offended by what my eyes saw. Am I to soon see that Starbucks is selling this vomitus rubbish? It’s all their fault anyway. That damn pumpkin spiced latte I feel is the reason we are in this overwhelming mess. They befouled the world. If I was a better man I would have boycotted Starbucks long ago. It’s an almost unforgivable act.
I wonder what new items will be offered in pumpkin spice this year. Is it possible that something more atrocious than pumpkin spice SPAM will find itself on the shelf? I f***ing pray not! Humanity has sinned enough! This experiment we call life might just be wiped clear by the powers that be. It might be deemed an unforgivable offense & a time for a do-over. The sad fact that there is clearly a market for this loathsome detestable filth gives me questions about the state of humanity.
I guess I should also mention that it’s move-in week on campus. I’m apprehensive. I can’t help it. I’ve been on this campus everyday in some capacity since March when the students were sent home. It’s an experience seeing them back. I’m. It use to it. Where have they all been!!! Monday, they pretty much all had mask. By Friday, hahahahahaha. What mask? Who f***ing needs a mask. Fake news, am I right?
Where have the past 5 months gone? Time is fluid. Am I the only one that had trouble recounting the days which have basically been SSDD? Same s***, different day? Anyway, we had all this time to prepare for the students return and I’m not sure what we have done will matter much. And boy howdy, some people waited till the last min. First day of class is Monday and I feel like some people still don’t know what’s going on. That’s because no one is communicating and because it changes by the house. Yikes… Oof… Good times for sure.
Our summer break is over, friends. Let the s*** show begin.
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Brunch. Eggs Benedict w/ prosciutto wrapped asparagus.
Bekah made her enchilada chicken. I couldn’t have asked for a better Monday meal. Very comfort food. Just what you need on a Monday night.
HEB stuffed salmon. The highlight of the meal was the broccoli cheese. I should have just had that.
Teriyaki steak. I mean, we all know what this taste like.
Well it was delivery. Had mom, nephew, sister-in-law with us. We ordered out. I wound up with a pizza.
Friday I finally got what I’ve been wanting, Spicy chicken and egg roll from Ban Moon. Soooooo damn good. I was in hog heaven.
Cocktail of the week: Black Crown & Coke.
En Fuego 