Random Thoughts

I’m bored senseless this morning. Productivity is at an all-time low. My boss is absent. My “want-to-be” boss fainted and went to the ER. It’s certainly a Monday. I have foggy brains. I left my keys at my house and couldn’t get in my desk. I went to pay a ticket and went to the wrong store. Is this how my friend was feeling? I don’t know. MAJOR ADD going on today. I’m all over the place. I’m going to do things a little differently today since I can’t concentrate.

Random thought.

Aliens invaded the moon on July 29^th, 1969.

I mostly use my driver’s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.

It’s “Random Acts of Kindness” Day!!! What kind act have you committed?

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

My weekend didn’t feel like a weekend.

I want sweetheart’s candy and I didn’t get any for Valentines.

Why is my left little piggy throbbing?

Is a kick in the a** justifiable when the same stupid question is asked of you again?

Furthermore, does it make me a bad person that the act of violence of kicking said person in the a** would be a satisfying solution of todays problems?

Which letter is silent in the word “scent”? The s or the c?

Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it’d be insulting.

I’ve counted and my coworker Leroy has said “bulls***” 9 times that I have been in the room with him. How many times has he said it when I’ve been out of the office?

I HATE Suddenlink.

The person that would proof read Hitler’s speeches was the first grammar Nazi.

Pet Peeve # 47: People that come to a complete stop to make a right turn. I’m not talking stop signs. I’m talking free flowing traffic and coming to a dead stop, and then turning right. You can have a little forward f***ing momentum when you make a turn.

Pet Peeve # 23: People that try and turn left out of a parking lot into heavy traffic holding up everyone else trying to exit the lot.

I have a lot of pet peeve that are driving related, I just realized. 🙄

Being original is an impossible ambition.

Jalapeño!

Orange chicken again. Bekah didn’t get it last week because she was at her sisters.

Chicken in a pot. This time around I used chicken thigh rather than legs. I honestly couldn’t taste a difference.

Quiche. Crustless. Does that make it a frittata? No it does not. A frittata is more like an open faced omelet.

Grilled snow crab & cream of jalapeño soup for Valentine’s Day. The crab was excellent. The soup, which I winged, did not taste like the Wharf version but more like the Reata in Alpine. Either way, it was a good thing.